When it comes to letting your kid run wild in Toys “R” Us, it’s important to remember that not every toymaker thinks the same way we do. As a matter of fact, there are probably more inappropriate toys on the market for kids than there are appropriate ones. Most toys subtly feature violence, while others might feature racial undertones that go undetected. Other toys might even just be straight-up perverted.
Let’s face it, no one wants their kids around that type of stuff. It’s bad enough children are being exposed to inappropriate cartoons and movies on TV without it going detected. It’s damaging to their psyches, which are still evolving every day throughout their childhood years. Think about it: When you were growing up, did you have a toy that might’ve been deemed inappropriate? At that age, it’s hard to tell things apart, however, it’s imperative that parents and the role models who were around us make sure we aren’t buying garbage.
I don’t know about you, but the last thing I’d want my kid opening for Christmas is a stripper pole.
This obtrusive coat hook is the epitome of inappropriate toys.
The toymaker who made this obscene Batman water gun wasn’t even trying to be discrete.
Was it really necessary to make this “Dora the Explorer” toy look like a penis?!
This little girl’s parents need a history lesson!
A whole new meaning to “pocket rocket.”
I always knew Winnie was a bit weird!
Are you sure this is E.T.’s finger?
Well, this spout was strategically placed… by a pervert!
Apparently, a real-life stripper pole was too much, so someone decided to make this pole-dancing doll instead. Perfect.
The use of human teeth on this stuffed animal is a bit much.
The “3 adorable animals to impale” description says everything we need to know.
This is great if you want your kid to have nightmares for the rest of his or her life!
This has “creepy” written all over it.
Ladies and gentlemen here is the reason why MTV’s “Teen Mom” still exists!
