A CCD camera in an Russia Subway caught a would be thief trying to steal a woman’s cell phone. Bad mistake. She kicks the stuffing out of him. I think the order was…
1. Hit with handbag like a girl.
2. Realize that I have spent way too much money on self defense lessons to not use what I’ve learned.
3. Kick to nuts.
4. Smash ear drums.
5. Punch nose.
6. Spinning side kick to face.
7. Grab my stuff and run away.