“Eyes bulge out and teeth flash.” Is this Jolly Chimp on molly?
The last place a kid should learn about puberty is from a naked Barbie. This is just bad parenting!
Some freak of nature just wanted an excuse to sell penis-shaped candies.
I don’t care what you say. Any toy that requires you to squeeze its legs together is not for ages 5 and up!
Last time I checked it was unnecessary for Harry Potter’s broom to vibrate.
Whoever walked into Lego’s boardroom with the idea to make a concentration camp should be fired.
Oh, sure. This inflatable Pikachu toy isn’t obnoxiously perverted at all!
Looks like Mattel just needed an excuse to be inadvertently racist.
Stripper pole sold separately.
OK, what’s with all of these impaling toys?! Disgusting.
Here’s a great excuse to make a pooping toy and use glitter at the same time.
There’s nothing right about this hairy ginger doll.
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