11. Her festive drinks come in the form of hot javas, his are just the alcoholic kind.
12. Marriage is about sharing the best YouTube videos and not complaining about it.
13. It is so easy to simply push the “on” button but men still won’t believe us.
14. What mine is mine until it means I have to get up and do dirty work.
15. It’s up to you, just don’t choose anything I don’t want. But I won’t know what I don’t want until you suggest it.
16. Getting dinner going on time is a bit like foreplay says no married couple ever!
17. And then you get bored of the same restaurant and it’s the same song and dance again.
18. The reason wive’s need to drink coffee and wine. Sometimes one after the other.
19. The universal intelligence shared by the men species.
20. You were way too nervous to remember what was said during the vows. Trust her on this one.
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