29 Hilarious Tweets Made By Married People

11. It’s like reading your spouse’s mind.
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12. If you put your foot in your mouth like this guy did, you’ll end up folding laundry for the rest of your life.
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13. If this man spent as much time with his wife as he does thinking of puns, they might not need to see a therapist.
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14. Seriously though, this back-and-forth can go on for hours.
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15. There’s still hope that he won’t also act like his father.
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16. I have a feeling this isn’t the first time they’ve both forgotten about date night.
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17. Who needs coffee anyways?
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18. Marriage is all about getting your priorities in order.
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19. Here’s a bit of advice: Your spouse definitely knows about every single loophole.
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20. How dare you interrupt his beauty sleep!
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