Spouses Take To Twitter To Share Their Hilarious Thoughts On The Topic Of Marriage

These spouses below took to Twitter to share their thoughts on marriage.  Here are some pretty funny and painful truths about marriage. 

1. She will yell because of all the dishes in the sink, the unwashed laundry, empty fridge, and beds unmade. Should we we keep going?

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2. Men know their dreams sound like they are still teenagers, so they lie and try to be romantic

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3. This is the trick in deciding who will pick dinner.

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4. That sounds like the most honest and heartfelt marriage proposal ever!

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5. When you know playing Frozen for the millionth time saves you from unwanted chores.

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6. She knows you so well, you do not need to speak. She will do all the hard work for you.

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7. This might be the same husband who bought the tuxedo for his dog’s wedding.

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8. Because a dog in a tuxedo is a good investment and he doesn’t care if she disagrees.

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9. When you feel comfortable enough to have the toilet paper talk you know you can’t go back.

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10. When the husband and the rest of the world knows he won the lottery with a hot wife.

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