29 Hilarious Tweets Made By Married People

11. It’s like reading your spouse’s mind.

12. If you put your foot in your mouth like this guy did, you’ll end up folding laundry for the rest of your life.

13. If this man spent as much time with his wife as he does thinking of puns, they might not need to see a therapist.

14. Seriously though, this back-and-forth can go on for hours.

15. There’s still hope that he won’t also act like his father.

16. I have a feeling this isn’t the first time they’ve both forgotten about date night.

17. Who needs coffee anyways?

18. Marriage is all about getting your priorities in order.

19. Here’s a bit of advice: Your spouse definitely knows about every single loophole.

20. How dare you interrupt his beauty sleep!